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双语笑话|A white lie 善意的谎话

来源:www.wayld.com 2025-09-12

A middle|aged1 couple went to the gallery.

The wife who was nearsighted, stood in front of a mirror at the entrance, which she thought that it was a picture, and she saw a woman's image2 and cried out, Dear me, how could a woman be so ugly?

Don't be so fussy, said the husband. It's lucky that it is not a mirror and it's a picture.

一对中年夫妻来到画廊。

老婆是近视眼,她站到了入口处的镜子面前,她以为这面镜子是一幅画。她看到了一张女性的肖像,惊呼道:天呐,天下居然有如此丑陋的女性。

别大惊小怪,她的老公说,还好那是一张画,而不是一面镜子。


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